A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are allthose clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie"

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St.. Peter responded,

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.

The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man....


"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Joe,

I try to stay out of politics but this was a good one.

Mark
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Mark Tonkovich
Heidelberg USA

I couldn't help but post it. I just can't believe that someone so phony, insincere, and lacking in true credentials may wind up running our country. It's from bad to worse as yet another person is there mainly by a familial connection. Hell between Bush & Gore was a choice between two rich sons of former senators. WTF? It's like a Iraqi election practically where the only ones to vote for have no business running anything really.

Hard to believe the US can't do better than someone like this who has never even held a real job. Unbelievable. We sure need a third party or some kind of political revolution in the US as our presidential choices may be once again, just a bad joke. To me she represents all that is wrong with political process in america. The only (few) good candidates stand no chance of getting the nomination... again.
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Like others, I try to only print for politicians, never listen to their BS.

One thing I do know is that a life in politics is a life of give and take. Most people I know who have donethe small local politics are fed up with it. To much BS and nothing ever gets done. A good friend of mine is a councilman in a small city. They want him to go for higher offices. Two reasons he does not and will not go. The first, no pay. He would have to go full time politics, and that is a joke compared to what he is making now, since what they want him to run for is a full time job. Second, he knows he has those "skeletons" in his closet. He wants nothing to do with the media on this one.

If you think that Hillary is going to make a difference, your wrong. Look at what her actual voting record is on some of the big things. She is as liberal as you are going to get in the democratic party. All I say is beware of the wolf in sheeps clothing